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Terry in Australia...
« on: April 28, 2005, 08:22:44 AM »
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2005, 09:07:26 AM »
Which one is Terry  ???
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 03:51:59 PM »
why are terry and his dog-herding sheep about to run over one of their dog flock?  ... terry? do you sleep with that thing too?
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 04:54:39 PM »
HEY HEY!!!! >:(  that #$%*e should be pointed and NEW ZEALAND!!! ::) mate.. not all aussies grew up on the sheeps back.... :P...peace
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 06:00:11 PM »
Quote from: heffay on April 28, 2005, 03:51:59 PM
why are terry and his dog-herding sheep about to run over one of their dog flock?  ... terry? do you sleep with that thing too?

The dog looks to have a bandage on the right front leg allready.  The sheep is grining.  The bike looks to be a tad rich but maybe I am looking to close
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2005, 06:27:58 PM »
I've heard of aussies+sheep+cliff

I've heard of Aussies+sheep+hip waders

This is a new one on me.....Believe thats illegal in most states in the US (not sure about Arkansas and Tennesse)

I'm going to post a link to PETA,  Shame Terry, Bad Terry
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2005, 12:09:44 AM »
Yeah, I sneaked a conversation the other day between two aussies:

-Hey mate, did you hear that Terry was caught trying to shag a sheep?

-Was it male or female?

-Female! There is nothing wrong with good ole' Terrry!
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2005, 12:30:05 AM »
HEY wots with the ozzybashing????
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2005, 01:10:47 AM »
Bit of good-humoured Terry-bashing, ´s all ..... if any dyed-in-the-wool (sorry) Aussie is seriously offended by the leg-pulling here I'll sheepishly (ooooh) withdraw the post!
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2005, 03:55:02 AM »
Nah, I don't think anybody will be offended. Terry is a cool mate that can take a laughter on himself. At the end, wasn't him the one who offered a picture of his wife naked?????? I'm still laughing about that, that was a good one!!!!!


Actually, I don't think the picture shows anything wrong. What I don't like is that he chose the ugliest sheep in the herd!!!!  LOL

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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2005, 06:27:17 AM »
OK, then, lets try this one:
 
While riding one day, a lone Biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside. The biker began a conversation . . . .
• Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
• Farmer: "Dogs don’t talk."
• Biker: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
• Dog: "Doing' alright."
• Farmer: Look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner?" pointing at the farmer.
• Dog: "Yep."
• Biker: "How does he treat you?"
• Dog: "Really well. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, & takes me to the river once a week."
• Farmer: Look of total disbelief.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
• Farmer: "Horses don’t talk."
• Biker: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
• Horse: "Cool."
• Farmer: Extreme look of shock.
• Biker: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Farmer.
• Horse: "Yessiree Bob."
• Biker: "How's he treating you?"
• Horse: "Pretty good, and thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
• Farmer: Total look of utter amazement.
• Biker: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
• Farmer: "The sheep is a liar."
 
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2005, 07:12:18 AM »
no offence, i think ozzies are the last bunch of ppl to get offended at a bit of SH$T throwing.. :P... BTW that joke was a pisser.... gonna tell the blokes at work...cheers harry..peace
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2005, 05:16:45 AM »
Sorry Guys, I wasn't ignoring this one, I've been busy making oil cooler adapters for my sohc4 mates in the US, I guess it must be getting warm over there by now?

Anyway, good one Harry, coincidentally I've actually got a Suzuki TS185ER like that blue one in my back yard, (but mine's yellow) and even though I live in the "Burb's" there is an old italian guy who has some sheep only a couple of blocks from my place (both our houses back on to the Merri Creek) and my pooch is a Kelpie, so maybe that guy is me? (it sure would account for my predilection for roast lamb, ha ha!)

Here's one for you:

A group of foreign tourists were touring the south Island of New Zealand in a bus, when they happened upon a herd of unshorn, bedraggled looking sheep.
An equally scruffy farmer was leaning on his fence rail, oblivious to the stares of the tourists on the bus.
The bus driver, Heinrich, stopped the bus and addressed the farmer: "Hey zere Herr Farmeer, ven vill you shear thosse sheepies?"
The farmer stared straight back at him and replied in a gutteral, threatening voice: "I don't share my sheep with no one!"

Cheers, Terry. ;D
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2005, 10:28:36 PM »
Loved it!!

Linda
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2005, 03:37:17 PM »
That sheep shure is p-r-r-r-r-dy
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2005, 09:36:27 PM »
Terry  happyonthunder is hitting on your sheep. :D
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2005, 10:28:04 AM »
Q:   What's the difference between a sheep and a Yugo?

A:   It's marginally less embarrassing being seen getting out of the back
       of a sheep.

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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2005, 04:00:47 PM »
What the hell is a "Yugo"? Cheers, Terry. ???
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2005, 04:08:19 PM »
A rather inexpensive car, haven't heard of one in Michigan since one got blown off the Mac. Bridge between the Upper and Lower peninsula if that tells you something. Unfortunately, the drop to the water is about 200' so the driver did not survive.
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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2005, 04:10:49 PM »
hey terry its a car based on fiat but made in chechoslavakia good engine but #$%* interior on the same par as a lada only lada's had #$%* everthing lol :D mick.
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« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2005, 04:19:20 PM »
Thanks guys, we had a few Lada's here 10 or 15 years ago, but they've all but disappeared now. (a good thing) I haven't seen a Yugo yet, and by your desciption, I won't be looking forward to it either. I think it'll be a long time before the old soviet block manufacturers catch up to their asian counterparts, I just bought my wife a Korean Hyundai, and was surprised at how well it's finished. Not my "Cup of Tea", at 6'4" and 260 pounds I prefer something larger, preferably with a "Ford" badge attached. Cheers, Terry. 8)
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« Reply #21 on: May 28, 2005, 05:56:44 AM »
nice one terry ,i to like mine a little bigger and with a ford badge on the front 6'2" and around 20 stone since i gave up the fags last september, plus i need something to put my bikes   ;) mick.
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« Reply #22 on: May 28, 2005, 06:58:03 PM »
Quote from: mcpuffett on May 28, 2005, 05:56:44 AM
nice one terry ,i to like mine a little bigger and with a ford badge on the front 6'2" and around 20 stone since i gave up the fags last september, plus i need something to put my bikes   ;) mick.

Well done Mick, just be careful how you describe cigarettes in this forum, to our American friends, you "Giving up the Fags" has an entirely different meaining, ha ha! (Oops, or is that what you meant?) Cheers, Terry. ???
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2005, 06:00:48 PM »
Terry, thank you for clearing that "fags" thing up....I was wondering if I'd stumbled upon something I didn't want to know about.

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Re: Terry in Australia...
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2005, 05:32:33 AM »
Quote from: Bob Wessner on May 27, 2005, 04:08:19 PM
A rather inexpensive car, haven't heard of one in Michigan since one got blown off the Mac. Bridge between the Upper and Lower peninsula if that tells you something. Unfortunately, the drop to the water is about 200' so the driver did not survive.

Hence the saying that came about afterwards, "Be careful driving the Mackinac Bridge on a windy day or Yugo over the side...."
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