John was sitting home watching the game on TV when his wife walked in and said "I'm going to the store honey, can I get you anything?" He said "sure babe, pick me up a pack of cigarettes if you don't mind". About an hour later she comes back and hands him a pouch of tobacco and some rolling papers. He say's "What's this?" she says "I was there at the tobacco counter and realized you could probably save some money if you rolled your own cigarettes". "Well, OK, thanks alot.
" A few days later John had to make a trip to the store and asked his wife if there was anything she needed. She's says "Well, it's that time of month, would you be a dear and bring me back some tampons?" He replies "Sure thing honey..." a little while later, he comes back and hands her a bag containing a roll of cotton and some kite string......
