The old biker died and walked up to the pearly gates. St. Peter met him there and said, "sorry son, this isn't the place for you, just follow that path over there..." so the old biker heads down the road and eventually comes to a gate. He bangs on the gate and a well dressed man opens it up and says "Come on in, this is your new home". The old biker looks around, sees a lush landscape with a creek running thru, a couple beautiful girls playing in the steam, and a big jug of whiskey sitting on a tree stump nearby. He turns to the gatekeeper and says "What's this?" The gatekeeper says "Son, this is Hell, and I'm the devil". in disbelief, the biker said "well if this is hell, I think I just might like it here..looks like I got everything I wanted in life". The devil says "Think so? That jug of whiskey has a hole in the bottom and them women don't"
