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Phone call from Purgatory
« on: October 25, 2010, 04:55:42 PM »
Phone call from Purgatory


George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.


Next Queen Elizabeth call England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informs her that cost is 6 million dollars, so Queen Elizabeth writes him a check.
 

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime.


When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil
why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, since Obama became president of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so naturally it's a local call.
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Re: Phone call from Purgatory
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2010, 04:58:39 PM »
You should check that one out.....BUSH #$%*ed your country and your reputation internationally......

If you are going to spam this forum with this crap then at least make it funny...... ::)

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Re: Phone call from Purgatory
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2010, 05:04:03 PM »
I believe it WAS funny.  And, I live in the US.

I don't see why we should care much about other countries, as they don't care much for us...

... unless they are looking for a handout.   ;D ;D


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Re: Phone call from Purgatory
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2010, 05:06:11 PM »
Quote from: TwoTired on October 25, 2010, 05:04:03 PM
I believe it WAS funny.  And, I live in the US.

I don't see why we should care much about other countries, as they don't care much for us...

... unless they are looking for a handout.   ;D ;D




You may be looking to us for a handout soon TT, i just was looking at a map of the US and just near Washington it said "Made In China"..... ;D ;D ;)   Also about the care bit....who's fault is that.?

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Re: Phone call from Purgatory
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2010, 05:33:53 PM »
Quote from: retro rocket on October 25, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
You may be looking to us for a handout soon TT,

Yeah that'll happen. ...NOT.  ::)
I don't think the US has had a handout from ANY other nation since the US civil war.  ...And that was a loan.

We have the best friends money can buy.  And still, they complain like teenagers who don't think they get enough "allowance" for doing nothing.







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Re: Phone call from Purgatory
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2010, 05:57:18 PM »
Sorry no politics, even in this space.
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