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Offline mrbreeze

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Bad day in the country
« on: April 30, 2005, 12:59:58 AM »
A couple of guys are out on a bike ride out in the country when one guy pulls off the road.The other guy pulls off and says whats the matter. The guy says nothing I just have to take a pee so he goes walking up to a bunch of trees and starts going.All of the sudden he starts screaming at the top of his lungs.The guy by the road comes a running and says whats the matter. The guy says he was peeing when a big rattlesnake came from out of the trees and bit him.Go back to town and get a doctor he tells him so the guy runs back to his bike and runs back to town and finds a doctor.He tells the doctor what happened and the doctor says that he doesn't have any anti-venom but tells him to slice into the area of the bite and suck the poison out.the guy gets back on his bike and runs back to his friend.When he gets there,his friend asks if he found a doctor. he says yeah,he said you were gonna die.
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Re: Bad day in the country
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2005, 01:08:35 AM »
HA!!!!!... nice
you are never to old, to act like a kid... be safe
funny thing,chasing someone down hill on a bike 30 years older than theirs..
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Re: Bad day in the country
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2006, 08:16:41 PM »
ouch, the 2 eyed snakes beat the one eyed variety every time


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