Nagging Wife!
G `Rated
An 80 year old man and his nagging wife were spending their 60th anniversary touring the Holy Land. The whole time they were there, she nagged him about this, and nagged him about that, and when he had about had all he could take, she dropped dead of a heart attack.
While speaking to the authorities trying to arrange shipping the body home to the USA they told him it would cost about $5000 to ship her, but that she could be burried right there in the Holy Land for $150. He thought about it for a few moments and said, "No, go ahead and ship her home."
They asked him, "Why wouldn't you want to bury her here in the Holy Land? Wouldn't that be something special?" He said, "Well, years ago a man died here and was burried here, and three days later he rose from the dead, and I just can't take that kind of chance!"
