Bar drink
RATED PG13
Man walks into a bar and has a seat. Bartender walks over and asks "What will ya have?"
The guy says "Rum and Coke, tall glass, use the Bacardi, not the house rum" Bartender grabs a glass off the shelf, flips it into the air and catches it. Throws a hand full of ice into the glass, Bacardi, Coke, straw and a napkin and says "that'll be $3.75".
Guy looks at the drink and says "I don't want that drink!" Bartender is puzzled, looks at the man and says "I used a tall glass and the Bacardi like you asked, whats wrong?"
The guy says "You put your hands in the ice and then put it in my glass and that is un sanitary!" The bartender says "Look man, I have enough respect for anyone that comes in here to at least wash my hands before I get behind the bar".
The guy says " I don't care man, NO HANDS IN THE ICE!" Bartender throws a good drink down the drain and grabs a clean glass. He looks around for a bit, reaches under the counter and comes up with a pair of tongs. One ice cube at a time he grabs with the tongs and puts them into the mans glass. Then Bacardi, Coke, straw and a napkin. "That will be $3.75" Says the bartender.
The man gives him a five and the bartender returns with his change. The man starts in on the bartender again about hands in the ice and that he could call the health department.
The bartender says "Look man, I told you before, I wash my hands before I get behind the bar". The man says "Well what about when you go to the bathroom?" The bartender replies "Look, I don't wear any underwear, it is so big it falls out by itself. I have a string attached to it so I can shake if off.
The man says "Oh ya? Well what about when you go to put it back in your pants. The bartender says "I use the tongs"
