Indianapolis
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for the first physical exam of her life.]
After checking all her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you're in fine health. I could find no problems with your health,
but I did notice one abnormality."
Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
Well, you have no nipples." None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied. "That's amazing!" said the doctor.
"I'd like to write this up for The American Journal of Medicine, if you don't mind"
She said, "I guess, if you'd like to do that, it's fine with me."
First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
She answered, "Approximately 500."
And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
Running Doe smiled and replied, "We're called...
(I hate to do this to you)
The Indiannippleless Five Hundred.
