Cowboy in a gay bar
>A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
>"What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the
>gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your
>willy?"
>The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
>drink."
>The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me
>the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the
>slogan 'Just
>Do It.'
>That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It
>really Satisfies.' "
>The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
>him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to
>his left who
>is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?"
>The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy
>asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a
>lyken' and keeps on tickin!' "
>A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who
>happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
>call yours?"
>The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because
>"'Quality
>is Job One" "Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
>The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'
>"And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer. "The
bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asks,
"Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's 'STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN,
BUT
MADE FOR A WOMAN !!!!!!"
