Golf ball and the cow
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black
eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a
quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball
into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it and while I
was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something
white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail
and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball stuck right
in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my
mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!"
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