After Life
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife.
Their biggest fear was there was no afterlife. After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact:
"Mary...Mary"
"Is that you, Larry?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and off to the golf course and I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice, have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, It's to the golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day, it starts over again."
"Oh Larry, you surely must be in heaven."
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"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Tucon, Arizona"
