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Bike Mechanic and the Surgeon
« on: November 09, 2010, 09:24:52 PM »
The Bike Mechanic and the Surgeon



A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.


The surgeon was waiting for the service manager to take a look at his bike.


The mechanic shouted across the garage,


 "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"


The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its 'heart', take valves out, fix'em, put'em back in; and when I finish, it works just like new...


So how come I get such a measly salary and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same kind of work?"
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 The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."










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Re: Bike Mechanic and the Surgeon
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2010, 10:21:11 PM »
What's the difference between God and a surgeon?

God's never thought he was a surgeon. :D
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