Two women arrive at the Pearly gates
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died:
1st woman: "I froze to death."
2nd woman: "How horrible!" 1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to try to catch him in the act.
Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV." 1st woman: "So what happened?"
2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman in the house that I ran up into the attic and searched, then down into the basement. I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."
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1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer --- we'd both still be alive."
