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fuzzy2bucks

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Past Romance
« on: November 20, 2010, 08:20:57 AM »


Seniors joke..



Past Romance



An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.

 
She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."


Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.


A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me."!


Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.


Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck." Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going?" she asked. . .


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"To get my teeth!"