I might just do that. All you great resources on here have been incredibly gracious, but I know I often feel guilty about having to have one of you tell me how to do the most simple things. It might be good to have a noob 101 thread. The FAQ is great, but sometimes even that is over the head of the uninitiated. Especially some common terms, that don't jive with the manual terminology.
Maybe it can be like: "you know you are about to make the most basic mistake, well, I just finished doing that incorrectly, here's how you can skip that gaff."
And I could add the Internet term primer: DHSADQ (d%#khead, stop asking dumb questions!)