Hot, sultery Summer Night Cure
When things get too hot for him on a hot summer night...
Husband: “Oh, come on.”
Wife: “Leave me alone!”
Husband: “It won't take long.”
Wife: “I won't be able to sleep afterwards.”
Husband: “I can't sleep without it.”
Wife: “Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?”
Husband: “Because I'm Hot.”
Wife: “You get hot at the darndest times.”
Husband: “If you love me, I wouldn't have to beg you.”
Wife: “If you love me, you'd be more considerate.”
Husband: “You don't love me anymore.”
Wife: “Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. ”
Husband: “Please... come on.”
Wife: “All right, I'll do it.”
Husband: “What's the matter? Need a flashlight?”
Wife: “I can't find it.”
Husband: “Oh, for heaven's sake - feel for it!”
Wife: “There! Are you satisfied?”
Husband: “Oh, yes.”
Wife: “Is it up far enough?”
Husband: “Oh, that's good. ”
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Wife: “Now go to bed, and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.”
