Topic: First thanksgiving after the divorce

[mick7504]

I just got yelled at for turning off the kitchen light

Hello..........., you have never payed anything in 20 years on an electric bill, why does this concern you now?

It's all #$%*ed up.  I think we guys slide into business mode at this point, and the women are still all emotional,  like what happened?

Trust me when I say when it gets to this point, everyone has had 1-2 years or so to get ready for it.
I refuse to argue about anything any more.

My wife called a few lawyers before picking one, so she kind of did the "Tony Soprano" deal. By the time I went looking most of them were unable to work for me.

I have an appointment with the last guy standing on Monday

Got a spare bed here in Darwin mate if you need some refuge.
That'll #$%* ém.
Mick 

[DavePhipps]

My wifes lawyer messed up on the support worksheet 3 times and kept getting the numbers much higher than they should have been.

Dave , thats a little naive mate, lawyers NEVER make a mistake when overestimating anything, they are money hungry a-holes that know exactly what they are doing...What's with the multiple marriages, i know absolutely no one that has been married more than once and the ones with new partners generally don't get married. I have been with my "girl" 28 years and are still not married, my parents screwed that lifestyle option for me....I don't see the point in it....

Mick

No, not naive. I went to school with her lawyer, and she wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch then. I've had to point out her mistakes in court a few times. My wife and I agreed on an amount before the court date but somehow her lawyer can't seem to remember those details. Ex-wife is paying 200 bucks an hour for this person.

[Retro Rocket]

My wifes lawyer messed up on the support worksheet 3 times and kept getting the numbers much higher than they should have been.

Dave , thats a little naive mate, lawyers NEVER make a mistake when overestimating anything, they are money hungry a-holes that know exactly what they are doing...What's with the multiple marriages, i know absolutely no one that has been married more than once and the ones with new partners generally don't get married. I have been with my "girl" 28 years and are still not married, my parents screwed that lifestyle option for me....I don't see the point in it....

Mick

No, not naive. I went to school with her lawyer, and she wasn't the brightest bulb in the bunch then. I've had to point out her mistakes in court a few times. My wife and I agreed on an amount before the court date but somehow her lawyer can't seem to remember those details. Ex-wife is paying 200 bucks an hour for this person.

Glad its the EX paying for her then.....

Mick

[wardenerd]

Kill all lawyers.  shakespeare.
Divorce should work like this.  both parties are tied up individually with heavy weights.  Drag to the end of a pier and toss a coin .  loser drowns.  At least it puts an end to you or her(him).  I dislike my ex wife more every year because she cannot leave me alone.

[DavePhipps]

Divorce joke.

Why are women like hurricanes? They come in wet and wild. When they leave they take your house and car.

[wardenerd]

how is marraige like a hot bath?  once you've been in it a while it ain't so hot.