Getting tired of posting blonde jokes, but since a friend sent this to me I'll give it some press.
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A blonde woman has a brand new Mercedes Benz given to her. She drives home with it and leaves it parked outside. A sudden storm comes up and hail starts to come down, hitting and badly denting her brand new Benz. She comes out, sees it and decides she needs to get it fixed right away. She goes to a body shop and tells the owner her problem. Seeing thats she is blonde, and that he is really backed up, he proceeds to tell her to take the car home, put it in the garage and go to the back of the car, get on her knees and blow into the tailpipe. This will inflate the car body, and pop all the dents out. Excitedly, she takes the car home, drives it into the garage and closed the garage door, and doing what the owner said, proceeds to blowing into the tailpipe. Her roommate, also blonde, comes in, seeing her in this position, yells, "What the heck are you doing??" Still on her knees, her friend tells her what happened that day, and what the shop owner told her to do.
The roommate looks at her friend and says "You idiot, at least roll up the windows in the car first!!!"
