A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills.
He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it.
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
> "Well..., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."
> The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
> "You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
> So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
> "Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it!
> You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
>
> "Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
>
> As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
>
> He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.
> Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
> Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.
> Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
>
> Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar.
> His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.
> He drunkenly says, "Now...., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
Mick
