Vasectomy
Bubba and Lorene, a Harley biker couple, after having their 10th child, decided that that was enough. They went to their doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor, a Vulcan rider, told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it and put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
Bubba says to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man on two wheels, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me."
So the couple drove to another doctor's office to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he looked out the window and noticed they were riding Milwaukee iron. This SOHC4 drivin' doctor also told Bubba and Lorene to go home, get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the couple went home. Bubba lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...", at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
