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Re: Paris Hilton racing team.
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2010, 01:53:52 PM »
 :D
we need captions for that kid on the right!

lets hear 'em!
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team.
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2010, 02:16:07 PM »
"you have just seen me ride my motorcyle, now watch me do the motorboat."

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2010, 02:26:10 PM »
So , do they ride Paris........seems everyone else does.... ;D

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2010, 02:38:16 PM »
Hey babe that's quite the Cameltoe your sportin.

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2010, 02:48:20 PM »
hmmmm...a Paris Sandwich?
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2010, 03:53:00 PM »
How to get the best view of Paris Brest Paris without a bicycle....
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2010, 04:04:06 PM »
"Hey Baby, I'd love to ride you all the way to Paris!"
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2010, 04:25:58 PM »
if they run in a 24hr lemans style race, will she allow them to run headlights or just nightvision goggles? ::) ::)
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2010, 05:07:11 PM »
"So...those are 125's , eh?"
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2010, 05:15:04 PM »



Hope she doesn't notice I'm playing pocket pong with my dong...boobies...
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2010, 08:36:24 PM »
So after we enter paris, we stay in the hilton right?
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2010, 09:03:28 PM »
So after we enter paris, we stay in the hilton right?

Yep but you left your bags at the door..... ;D

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2010, 09:25:24 PM »
Uh paris...your Labia is showing.

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2010, 10:10:17 PM »
How to get the best view of Paris Brest Paris without a bicycle....

my vote!
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2010, 10:16:06 PM »
I'm sorry, but somebody needs to kick this !@#$% in the crotch hard enough to cause brain damage, and put her out of our misery.

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2010, 10:47:13 PM »
Good way to lose yer boot.... ;D
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2010, 10:52:38 PM »
Ill wear my cheap ones then, she aint keepin my Redwings

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2010, 10:56:15 PM »
guy on the left"i just slipped on something,where did that come from?"

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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2010, 10:57:02 PM »
guy on the left"i just slipped on something,where did that come from?"
LOL no comment

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2010, 01:23:14 PM »
Hey Paris, those are not legal leathers!
Laugh at least once a day.
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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2010, 06:08:19 AM »
I just looked it up and she turns 30 on Feb 17....does that make her a Cougar?  :D  :D  :D

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2010, 06:33:24 AM »
guy on the left"i just slipped on something,where did that come from?"

Looks like he's thinking; "shyte, I 've just jizzed in my pants.......hope my shirt's long enough to cover the stains."

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Re: Paris Hilton racing team. (caption fun)
« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2010, 09:04:58 AM »
You're all very rude taking the pi$$ out of that poor girl.........



















































who the fcuk is she anyway ?
























































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