One christmas eve as Santa was delivering presents to a certain house he was about to jump back up the chimney. A very pretty young coed home from college for the holidays suddenly walks sleepily into the living room.
"Is that you Santa?" she said.
"Yes it is my dear", says Santa.
The young woman asked him, "Won't you please stay with me?"
Santa replies, "Ho, ho, ho, I gotta go. I gotta deliver the rest of these presents you know"
The coed takes off her bathrobe and is wearing a silk nighty. "Now won't you stay with me Santa?"
Santa says again, "Ho, ho, ho, I gotta go. I gotta deliver the rest of these presents you know".
Then she takes off the nighty to reveal very slinky bra and panties and asks again, "Are you sure you won't stay with me Santa?"
Santa relents and says, "Hey, hey, hey, gotta stay. I can't get up the chimney this way!"
Have a Merry Christmas Everybody!
