Suing
Bubba calls an attorney and asks, "Is it true they're suing
the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, that is true."
"And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them
fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries
... is that true, mister lawyer?"
"Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?"
"Cause I was thinkin' .... maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them
bar flies I've been wakin' up with ? ".
