Lost Credit Card
A man's credit card was stolen.
About a month later,after he recieved his statement, and he also recieved a call from the police. 'Sir, we have found the thief who stoled your credit card'.
Without missing a beat, he told the police to tet him keep it. The police, puzzled, asked him why, and the man replied . . .
'He spends less than my wife!'
