Author Topic: Sittin' in McDonalds, eatin' a burger and looking around, had and epiphany (Read 2599 times)

Kong · « **on:** January 11, 2011, 12:30:57 PM »

Two or three days ago, I got hungry and stopped at a McDonalds. Got a burger and sat at a tall table where I could see around. A young family was chowing down a couple of booths away; some late-20's looking guy, his old lady, and five or six rug rats about evenly distributed across the age spectrum from 5 to 10.

So I looked at them for a while and came to this conclusion:

If your kids don't look a thing like you, they had better look exactly like your old lady.

Damfino · « **Reply #1 on:** January 11, 2011, 12:32:20 PM »

What if they're adopted?

Kong · « **Reply #2 on:** January 11, 2011, 12:35:18 PM »

Quote from: Schmthaus on January 11, 2011, 12:32:20 PM

What if they're adopted?

Not sure, but I actually came to the conclusion above the day after when I was talking to my son. He mentioned how lucky our family had been in that between us none of our children looked like either of us.

Damfino · « **Reply #3 on:** January 11, 2011, 12:39:18 PM »

Quote from: Kong on January 11, 2011, 12:35:18 PM

Quote from: Schmthaus on January 11, 2011, 12:32:20 PM

What if they're adopted?

Not sure, but I actually came to the conclusion above the day after when I was talking to my son. He mentioned how lucky our family had been in that between us none of our children looked like either of us.

That gruesome huh?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #4 on:** January 11, 2011, 02:00:19 PM »

Milkman.

flybox1 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 11, 2011, 02:36:15 PM »

rofl...thought the same thing, Dukiedook.
When my oldest son was born, we deduced he was conceived while my wife and i were in Mexico.
THANK GOD all that dark brown, near black hair, he was born with, fell out, and he looks just like me

f'n pool boys!

kirkn · « **Reply #6 on:** January 11, 2011, 03:52:17 PM »

What if they're step-kids, and they look like the "other" parent?

Sorry, but your 'epiphany' needs a little work...

Really? · « **Reply #7 on:** January 11, 2011, 03:59:29 PM »

Told Mum I must be from the milkman. She said nope, he was Japanese.

scrapvalue · « **Reply #8 on:** January 11, 2011, 04:23:40 PM »

birthday party for their adopted child?

BlindJoe · « **Reply #9 on:** January 11, 2011, 04:42:17 PM »

Martians

Damfino · « **Reply #10 on:** January 11, 2011, 04:52:29 PM »

Quote from: scrapvalue on January 11, 2011, 04:23:40 PM

birthday party for their adopted child?

Red-headed step child...

Stev-o · « **Reply #11 on:** January 11, 2011, 05:01:30 PM »

Mac's sucks....

BeSeeingYou · « **Reply #12 on:** January 11, 2011, 05:05:13 PM »

If you think you are getting an epiphany while chowing down at McDonalds I would put it down to food poisoning or just an MSG or other chemical overdose. Yuck! Maybe some of them were the kids friends.

Spanner 1 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 11, 2011, 06:35:12 PM »

Wow!, it's harsh over here in the Open Forum, iddinit, Kong

Uncle Ernie · « **Reply #14 on:** January 11, 2011, 08:14:55 PM »

Fast food alleged "meat" is the equivalent of animal Soylent Green, and as long as it can be ground or melted fine enough, it can be reconstituted into something that resembles ground beef. Get an epiphany about why cancer is growing so fast; you're eating anti-bacterials (to make up for lack of sanitation in all the factories), growth hormones, and steroids. Sounds good to cancer cells, let me tell you.

Back OT, I used to have to buy kids crap to eat on my own budget when I was running a crew of paper boys. None of them looked like me.
I'm not sure I even understand the attempt at a point- if there is one floating around this thread...

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #15 on:** January 11, 2011, 09:22:02 PM »

Quote from: srust58 on January 11, 2011, 05:05:13 PM

If you think you are getting an epiphany while chowing down at McDonalds I would put it down to food poisoning or just an MSG or other chemical overdose. Yuck! Maybe some of them were the kids friends.

I get a chemical buzz from their burgers whenever I eat them.

I just don't feel right after eating one of their alleged "beef burgers".

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2011, 09:26:15 PM »

"You are only sure of the mother"

Stev-o · « **Reply #17 on:** January 12, 2011, 09:34:32 PM »

I'm not too sure of the mother!

BeSeeingYou · « **Reply #18 on:** January 13, 2011, 02:51:39 PM »

Quote from: Industrial-sized Dukiedook on January 11, 2011, 09:22:02 PM

Quote from: srust58 on January 11, 2011, 05:05:13 PM
If you think you are getting an epiphany while chowing down at McDonalds I would put it down to food poisoning or just an MSG or other chemical overdose. Yuck! Maybe some of them were the kids friends.

I get a chemical buzz from their burgers whenever I eat them.

I just don't feel right after eating one of their alleged "beef burgers".

But it sounds like you're still eating them. Give it up, go organic and your dukies won't be so industrial sized anymore.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #19 on:** January 13, 2011, 03:00:29 PM »

Meh, I eat it maybe once a year or so, eat a quarter ponder.

I like their foam ice cream caramel sundaes better, can't beat them for a buck out in the field on a hot day.

scrapvalue · « **Reply #20 on:** January 13, 2011, 05:29:24 PM »

Eat 2 McMuffins around 8:00am and by 10:00am you will have a massive McMovement!

(Have to thank my friend, Big Jon Hackett for that term).

Don R · « **Reply #21 on:** January 13, 2011, 11:01:10 PM »

A buddy of mine knocked up his GF back in 67, she went to california, had it, gave him away and recently, after a few other marriages they found each other again got married, located their son, he looks acts sounds and is the spittin image of his biological dad. My nephew also no longer thinks the phrase, (no more kids, at least that I know of) is funny anymore. His spittin image 20 something son turned up he never knew about.

dave500 · « **Reply #22 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:18:05 AM »

last time i got fast food at a burger place, as i was zipping up my jacket and reaching for my helmet a 3 or 4 year old kid in the play area waves through the bars shouting out "HELLO LITTLE POLICEMAN!"im not sure if it was being smart or not?

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #23 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:11:18 AM »

HELLO LITTLE POLICEMAN!!!

Brown Bomber · « **Reply #24 on:** January 14, 2011, 06:12:06 AM »

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