Hunters
Three men go hunting. One morning Don stays in camp while Tom and Bob go out hunting.
Evening comes before Tom returns, by himself, dragging a huge elk.
Don asks, Where's Bob?
Tom says, Well, we were hunting when we saw this elk across the field. I shot the Elk, and we started dragging this huge elk back to camp when Bob keeled over, clutched his chest and started wheezing and turning blue.
Don is amazed. So you just left him out there?! But you brought the elk back?! What were you thinking??!!
Tom replies, Well, I was thinking ain't nobody gonna. . . . . steal Bob while were gone.
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