Wow hondaman, thats definitely a confounding story.
The bmw tech assistant app sounds like a pretty useful digital trouble shooting tool. The modern bikes with so many onboard computer systems makes it harder to rely on the 5 senses. But a laptop isn't a replacement for a multimeter and sound judgement!
The phone interview questions I've encountered have been like "what do you ride?", "do you have your own tools?, "What did they cover in school?", "What are your long term goals?" - never too much technical stuff.
I've been secretly toiling away for the past couple weeks on a portfolio project.
The Norton listed in my signature. It sat for a couple years while i was away. A bike that was once rusty and neglected. Covered in grime, chipped up, bearings shot, and part of a brake caliper lost in the world.
Before Arizona, the bike came apart. Got mechanically sorted, polished, powdercoated, and souped up a little - carb kit and a powerArc.
Fast forward 2.5 years. Welded up an exhaust system, finished the wiring harness, added keyless ignition, fitted the tank, bled the brake, added a electric start primary kit with new stator. Crossed our hearts and pushed the button.
A near perfect first fire.
A no frills, no gimmicks, all in cafe classic.
They don't teach this in school 😉