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Offline Cuts Crooked

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I Love my Truck
« on: January 16, 2011, 02:24:28 PM »
I bought a new Chevy Avalanche

And returned to the dealer last week
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.


'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'


'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' Came from the speakers.


Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' GeorgiaOn My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.


I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States


Damn I love this truck...
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Offline mrbreeze

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Re: I Love my Truck
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2011, 02:56:19 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Fool me once..shame on you. Fool me twice..I'm kickin' your a$$......

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Re: I Love my Truck
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2011, 03:11:11 PM »
Must have bought that truck a few years ago because Bush isn't president any more....... ::)

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Re: I Love my Truck
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2011, 08:42:32 PM »
Must have bought that truck a few years ago because Bush isn't president any more....... ::)

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Re: I Love my Truck
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2011, 04:37:43 AM »
Aww fer fcuk's sake, Mick, now you'll get them yanks really started on their political shenanigans. You watch the post count on this thread is gonna reach 100 within a week.
I'll get the pork scratchings and cider. ;) ;)

Offline Cuts Crooked

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Re: I Love my Truck
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2011, 06:57:34 AM »
Must have bought that truck a few years ago because Bush isn't president any more....... ::)

Mick

LOL!!! It don' matter Mick! They's ALL @zzho's!
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Re: I Love my Truck
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2011, 10:24:49 AM »
Which Bush the one shot down in the Pcific fighting to keep the Japs out of Australia or the other #$%*.

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Re: I Love my Truck
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2011, 04:18:32 PM »
Which Bush the one shot down in the Pcific fighting to keep the Japs out of Australia or the other #$%*.

Do you even need to ask..... ;)

Rhos, share the bloody pork mate...MMMMMMMMMM  ;)


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Re: I Love my Truck
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2011, 09:14:06 PM »
that was my favorite joke 3 years ago. ;D
its better to regret something you have done,than something you havent.Except playing with explosives.