But a few months later, the same guy was desperate for a shag (sex) and so went out on Saturday night to the local watering hole, spotted a voluptous blonde on her own. He started chatting her up and after the bar closed, he took her back his digs where he gave her a good seing to. She looked around the guy's house the next morning whilst the guy was asleep and decided; Hmmmnn this guy sure is loaded. So for a few months the blonde said all the right things and made all the right moves until the dumbass popped that infamous question again.........will you marry me? The rest is history.
Morale of the story?
Penis erectum non memorandum
