Drinking with an Arizona Girl
A Mexican, an Arab, and an Arizona girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in
the air, pulls out his pistol,and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico ,
our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this,drinks non-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out
his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make
glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Arizona girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her
45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a
refill, she says,
'In Arizona , we have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless ARIZONA
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