Big Chief and the Condom
There was a gentleman of American Indian decent in the little mid-west town where I lived that everyone called Big Chief.
One day Big Chief entered the local drug store and waited until everyone was gone before approaching the druggist, "Uhmm Big Chief need help with squaw, teepee getting too full of little braves" he told the druggist. Understanding his problem the druggist said,"Big Chief what you need is a box of condoms."
"What is this condom?" asked Big Chief. "Its what we sometimes call a rubber, you heard of a rubber haven't you?" said the druggist who then went on to explain to Big Chief about what they were used for and how to use one. Big Chief bought a box and left with a smile on his face.
A few days later he came back in to the drug store and again waited for everyone to leave, "Uhmm rubber no good!" said Chief as he held up 2 condoms which had been exploded.
WOW! Thought the druggist, "What happened Chief?"
Chief said,"Squaw go uhmmm, Chief go uhmmm, rubber go ka-blewy, rubbers no good."
"Well Chief how about using 2 at a time, maybe that'll solve your problem." said the druggist. So Chief left once again with a smile on his face. A few days later he was back again with the same old story, "Squaw go uhmmm, Chief go uhmmm, rubber go ka-blewy."
By now the druggist is starting to wonder what to do, looking around the store he finds a pack of balloons in the novelty section, he gives one to Chief and says "Here try this, extra strong rubber, it'll surely work, no more ka-blewy."
So Big Chief takes his new rubber and leaves and is not heard from for quite some time. So one day the druggist sees one of Big Chiefs neighbors and asks how he's doing. "Oh you haven't heard," said the neighbor "Chief is in the hospital, has been for a few days." Hoping nothing was seriously wrong the druggist stopped by on his way home to see Chief and there he was, laying in bed, both legs suspended in traction and bandaged around the waist.
"My God Chief what happend, were you in some sort of accident?"
"Me in no accident, rubber worked too good." replied Chief.
"What do you mean worked too good?" asked the druggist.
Big Chief looked up with pain in his eyes and explained, "Squaw go uhmmm, Chief go uhmmm, rubber go eekkkk, balls go KA-BLEWY..
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