we are still here so take that Mr Shaky thing

You know you’re from Christchurch when:
-Tidying up the lounge involves a shovel.
-It’s normal to greet visitors with “Do you need a shower?”
-You start planning your holidays around the Moon Man’s predictions
-Your “Ensuite” has a vege garden and dog kennel.
-Someone says “you’re in hot water” and you’re glad.
-They word “munted” now has more oomph.
-You’re mother asks you what “munted” means, you explain and she decides to add it to her vocabulary.
-Having a third person under a door frame is no longer an invasion of personal space.
-You DON’T call the police when there is a massive group of students in the middle of your street.
-GeoNet is saved as your homepage.
And lastly!
You know you’re from Christchurch when
You sleep in one suburb
Shower in another suburb
Go to the toilet where you can
And still smile and greet people like you are all one big family