WARNING
OBD EPIDEMIC SWEEPING SOUTH LOUISIANA
There is no way to control the spread of this highly contagious condition so beware!
All people infected are to be considered carriers and are contagious.
An early warning sign is the person repeating one of the following phrases:
“I used to have one just like that! “ or “I always wanted one of those!”
This condition is called O. B. D. Old Bike D isease!Noticeable symptoms include:
extreme rubber necking when a motorcycles starts up near by;
hands and face show signs of old paint and grease;
eyes are extremely red and look tired from countless hours at the computer
trying to find parts on ebay
takes unexplained trips to far away places to search flea markets, barns, sheds and
old buildings for treasures
has an extreme desire to sand blast and paint anything
can not go near aluminum without microfiber and polish
anyone infected would rather spend money on an old bike than buy groceries.
no matter how many garages they have, these people have automobiles that sleep
outside.
spouses of carriers can become very irritable, most have seen or will see divorce
papers
If you or someone you know has any of these symptoms
we can offer immediate relief if you attend the
4th annual Vintage Bike Show
at
Southside Honda,
6914 Johnston Street, Lafayette, LA. 70503.
Date: Saturday April 4th, 2009 from 9:30am till
2:30pm
NOTICE: IF YOU MISS IT YOU WILL BE SICK!
