It is funny really. It appears the longer I am in this biz the dumber my sources become and the
SMARTER my customers become. Generally people I buy from are not biker types. You know the got it from someones brother who got it from someones dead husbands now deceased widow, and the list goes on. And in certain areas of my glorious state, sharp as a rubber ball and slower than pouring 90 weight up hill at -50 degrees.
Lucky me the majority of people I sell to are a much different class. Many have their act together nicely and come with cash and ready to do a deal. You can just tell that they are bikers at heart and will not let the bike I resurrected from the dead sit and rot.
The sellers are another story. I inquire about a motorcycle listed on a community board on line. I send them and email. They email back repeatedly and seem to be fast and furious to sell. I figure, an easy pick up and a fast deal. I travel 30 minutes to be greeted with a guy would could not get out of the way of a stationary broken down, trapped in a growing oak tree tractor. Ask him a question, he appears lost like a calf staring at a new fence. After a minute or two of being lost he starts messing with the brake lever and looking at the bike like I am not there. After about 5 minutes of a deafening silence it is all he has to muster - Nooo
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With the patience of a saint and realizing I am saving this bike from certain slow rotting death I keep trying but can never speed him up. After about 30 minutes of this slow crap we agree on a price. He almost made me hate dickering a price, I would pay more just to get it moving. So now comes the load up, now in the same slow pattern set before he can not locate the title. After another 20 minutes of wasted time watching him move slower than a cow with no legs I was forced to give up all together. Funny thing is this guy was all over me like it had to go right now, TODAY, HURRY in email. When I call him on it and have cash in hand he can not make the deal go. I would have nothing to say about one of these, but it appears that we have something in the water as this has happened 3 times in similar fashion. They contact me in some apparent desperation to sell and then suddenly go fish when I call them on their bluff with cash in hand.
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I can tell you I am not drinking the damn water here. That nasty smell that comes from the disinfectants in dairies,,, WILL MESS UP YOUR BRAIN!! These people are proof positive that the smell that emanates from this stuff will cause post birth-birth defects.
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