After reading so many posts in the tech forum I never thought my first post would be in the joke section.... but Bob's putting too much heat on doctors, so I figure I'll let the lawyers catch some too.
A man is jogging on the beach one day when he suddenly trips over something hard and lands flat on his face. After regaining his composure, he finds that he has tripped over what looks to a magic lamp. "What a cliche!" he thinks to himself, but rubs the lamp anyway. Sure enough, out pops a genie.
The man says "Let me guess. You're going to give me three wishes, right?"
"Yes," says the genie, "but there's a catch. Everything you wish for, every lawyer in the world gets TWO of."
"That's OK, I guess," said the man. "First, I want a bright red Ferrari." - and POOF! There was a bright red Ferrari next to him on the beach. "Now every lawyer in the world has TWO bright red Ferraris," the genie reminded him.
"Alright, how about a million dollars?" asked the man and POOF! - a million dollars appeared on the passenger seat of the Ferrari. "But now every lawyer in the world has TWO million dollars!" exclaimed the genie.
"Only one wish left! What's it going to be?" asked the genie. "Well," said the man, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
