I apologize if this is already up here someplace...
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Honda SOHC4
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come
and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the
garage. "Hey,Doc,want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist,a bit surprised,walked over to where the
mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened
up, wiped his hands on a rag and ask, "So Doc, look at this engine". I
open it's heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put
them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I
make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks, when you and I
are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to
the mechanic..........."Try doing it with the engine running."
