Piece of _ _ _
After a southern gentleman was served
in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he
beckoned the waitress and said quietly,
"Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady;
can ah persuade y'all to give me a
piece uh ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition
I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Then she looked around the room,
smiled and added, "Sure, why not?
You're nice lookin' and it's pretty slow
here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
When the pair returned half an hour
later, the man sat down at the same
table and the waitress asked,
"Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman.
"Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did fur me;
it was real sweet and right neighborly,
but where ah come from in Tennessee
we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need
to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
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