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Offline bikerbart

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« on: March 09, 2011, 11:08:53 AM »
have any of you had this happen,break up with a nutcase and they hurt your bike?I had an awful breakup way back when and the next morning I go out to my 77cb550 and all the gauges were smashed as well as all the lights and big dents in my tank and cut seat. >:( >:( :'(.Crazy b*tch.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2011, 11:28:15 AM »
mine ran me off the road. I have a year left on the restraining order.....
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2011, 11:31:44 AM »
Mine cut all the electrics out of the bikes and sledgehammered them. Lost ny first cb550 and my GS550es that way.
Needless to say she's no longer part of my life.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2011, 11:45:47 AM »
back in high school i went out with a girl who told me she loved me after one date scared the crap out of me and every day for a month she would sit at my front door waiting for me to get home..was a little creepy.. i got my sister to deal with her lol.. never did come back and never saw or heard from her again...... :-\ ;) :D
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2011, 11:53:48 AM »
better they cut your wiring than cut your ding-a-ling!  :o
either way, its painful.

evil women! >:(
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« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2011, 11:55:22 AM »
Don't even get me started on any of them  ;) I've been lucky considering..... 
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2011, 12:01:08 PM »
my neighbor caught one dumping sugar in the gas tank of my 63 nova (happened to have 2-3 women at the time  :-\) after realizing i knew what was up, she decided to eat a whole bottle of advil. then the #$%* told her whole crazy #$%*in family she did it cause she loved me so much, but i was just using her... which i kinda was... the #$%* lived and i got the #$%* beat out of me by her brothers and father. she still tries to call me to this day. crazy #$%*in #$%*.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2011, 12:10:08 PM »



Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, love.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2011, 12:13:36 PM »
I had one that turned into a stalker but she did not break anything, whew.  Glad she didn't do anything physical but I could see her doing it.  She did teach me that there is a limit on how many numbers you can block.  My phone never stopped ringing and she filled the answering machine with both nice a and mean things to say.  I have had to call the cops to get her out of my house.

She was more of a Rainy Day Ho though.

A few months later, she married some poor ugly fool too!
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2011, 12:22:00 PM »
Forgot to mention, the one that destroyed my bikes also tried to set my house on fire, put rat poison in my coffe, and tried to get a friend of hers to kill me.
She's in prison for life. She and two of her friends commited a double murder during a robbery.
Too bad she was a violent nutcase, I actually loved her.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2011, 12:45:54 PM »
Quote from: DavePhipps on March 09, 2011, 12:22:00 PM
Forgot to mention, the one that destroyed my bikes also tried to set my house on fire, put rat poison in my coffe, and tried to get a friend of hers to kill me.
She's in prison for life. She and two of her friends commited a double murder during a robbery.
Too bad she was a violent nutcase, I actually loved her.
:o :o :o :o :o
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2011, 12:48:46 PM »
Well dave, I say you dodged a MASSIVE crazy bullet there.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2011, 01:26:23 PM »
Quote from: DavePhipps on March 09, 2011, 12:22:00 PM
Forgot to mention, the one that destroyed my bikes also tried to set my house on fire, put rat poison in my coffe, and tried to get a friend of hers to kill me.
She's in prison for life. She and two of her friends commited a double murder during a robbery.
Too bad she was a violent nutcase, I actually loved her.

Does she get congicle visits. Ah just kidding.

My girlfriend at the time told me that if I ever cheated on her she was gonna kill my dog. I thought to my self, man thats the girl for me, so now we're married, and all is good.
Dog eventually passed, but not because of her doing.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2011, 02:30:51 PM »
I am sure the one who did that to my bike is either in prison or dead.She was a smokin hot stripper,but crazy as hell.The prettier they are,the crazier they are,IMHO.She tried to bite my face off once,I had a ring of teeth marks on my cheek for two weeks,she bit so hard it blackened my eyes as well.She was a wild one in the sack though. :o
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2011, 02:35:42 PM »
Quote from: bikerbart on March 09, 2011, 02:30:51 PM
I am sure the one who did that to my bike is either in prison or dead.She was a smokin hot stripper,but crazy as hell.The prettier they are,the crazier they are,IMHO.She tried to bite my face off once,I had a ring of teeth marks on my cheek for two weeks,she bit so hard it blackened my eyes as well.She was a wild one in the sack though. :o
Hey bikerbart!...did a dog attack your face, or is that a bite mark from a smokinhotdeadnymphoconvictstripper?  :D
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #15 on: March 09, 2011, 03:15:34 PM »
My crazy was the best lay I ever had. Now she's someones prison love slave.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #16 on: March 09, 2011, 06:43:08 PM »
I dated a crazy, hot chick once she was a squirter.... ;) and 5 years older than me
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #17 on: March 09, 2011, 07:45:25 PM »
hey roach don't get me started on the kind of girl you just mentioned. i think those are the craziest ones there are. but when it comes to sweet love down by the fire. ooh lah lah.
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #18 on: March 09, 2011, 07:57:29 PM »
Quote from: Roach on March 09, 2011, 06:43:08 PM
I dated a crazy, hot chick once she was a squirter.... ;) and 5 years older than me

Hey, me too!  One was crazy, the other one was uber sexy cool and knows her place. ;)
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2011, 09:40:42 PM »
Guys, guys, you have to stop picking up women in the Psychiatric Ward.  Try the supermarket instead. ;D
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« Reply #20 on: March 09, 2011, 10:38:03 PM »
Quote from: srust58 on March 09, 2011, 09:40:42 PM
Guys, guys, you have to stop picking up women in the Psychiatric Ward.  Try the supermarket instead. ;D

Have you seen the "women of Walmart"...... :o :o :o :o

I'd stick with the crazies.... ;D ;)
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2011, 11:31:34 PM »
Quote from: Retro Rocket on March 09, 2011, 10:38:03 PM
Quote from: srust58 on March 09, 2011, 09:40:42 PM
Guys, guys, you have to stop picking up women in the Psychiatric Ward.  Try the supermarket instead. ;D

Have you seen the "women of Walmart"...... :o :o :o :o

I'd stick with the crazies.... ;D ;)

But at least the paper bags are handy.  One for her.....and one for yourself.....in case her's falls off. ;D
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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2011, 11:41:30 PM »
I want to type so much right now.....but my lawyer would have my ass




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Re: crazy ex 's
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2011, 12:02:45 AM »
My ex......6 years older than me.....HOT...HOT... F'N HOT!!!!!!!!......One time I pissed her off (well...not just one time!!!!).....She punched a hole in the side of my truck tire!!!!.....WTF???? ???.................CRAZY EXXXXX's!!!..... She had a heart attack and died 4-7-09........3 days after my birthday.........not what I ever wanted to happen to her....I loved her very much....life is short bros........
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2011, 12:54:25 AM »
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