A Banker, a Teabagger, and a Union guy go into a restaurant and order a dozen Hot Wings. The order comes and the Banker points out the window and says "Look at that damned abortion clinic". The Union guy turns his head to see what's going on and the Teabagger flies into a blind rage at the mention of the word "abortion". The Banker reaches over real quick and snatches 11 of the Hot wings off the plate, and when the other two guys turn back around he tells the irate Teabagger that the Union guy is trying to steal half his wing.