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Offline Nikkisixx

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Phones in Church
« on: March 11, 2011, 01:27:35 PM »
A man in the U.S. decided to write a book about churches around  the world. He started by flying to Washington DC and started working from there.

Going to a very large church, he  began taking  photographs and making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which  read "Calls: $10 ,000 a minute."

Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign.   The pastor answered  that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to  heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.

The man thanked the pastor and  continued on his way. As he continued to  visit  churches in Paris , Sydney , Berlin , Tokyo ,  Madrid , and  around the World he  found more phones, with the same sign, and  the  same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he  arrived in Ireland , upon entering a church in Dublin , behold - he saw the usual golden telephone.    But THIS time, the sign  read  "Calls: 35 Pence"

Fascinated, he asked to  talk to the Priest.   "Father, I have been in cities  all across the country and in each church I have  found this golden telephone and have been told it is  a direct line to Heaven and that I could talk to  GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000   a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a  call. Why?"


The pastor,  smiling broadly, replied, "Son, you're in Ireland now...... You're in God's Country. It's a local call."


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Offline patlac

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Re: Phones in Church
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2011, 06:36:03 AM »
Hi from Dublin Too Right