What Confucious did not say...
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build a crib, one screw to fill it.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Finally...
CONFUCIUS DOES SAY. . . "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"
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