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Fugly BOTM
« on: March 18, 2011, 08:03:55 PM »
OK I think I have a contender, it's a DOHC4 but that is the least of it's worries ;D such a shame as it's also an ex Police CB750 but you gotta look hard to see this.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Classic-vintage/auction-359410816.htm
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2011, 10:08:46 PM »
 Alrighty, but if you see a herd of 650 sohcs., we are gonna say you asked for it...
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2011, 12:06:51 AM »
Bring it 754  ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2011, 06:01:46 AM »
Get some ideas from my 550 chopper thread Hush?  ;D
I reckon from the response I got for the 550 chopper most people wouldn't be interested.
I guess nobody really wants to put down other peoples bikes and ideas, well unless it's really bad ;D
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2011, 10:39:25 AM »
Oh no they are out there CBJamie, just there's so many bad ones they having a hard time choosing. :D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2011, 03:03:37 PM »
HAHA fair enough, heres another contender, you didn't say it had to be Honda or a sohc4 did ya? Actually haven't a clue what this bike is originally ;) This looks like it could even be quite painful to ride but there's obviously a lot of time and money gone into it. Pity



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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2011, 03:29:48 PM »


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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2011, 03:34:51 PM »


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#$%*in hell, I think you win  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2011, 04:57:41 PM »


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#$%*in hell, I think you win  ;D

the jetting and tuning must be a b*tch....not to mention turning radius!!
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#$%*in hell, I think you win  ;D

the jetting and tuning must be a b*tch....not to mention turning radius!!

I have seen that before.  Is that even real?  Or Photoshop?
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2011, 06:02:26 PM »
no his fault he has bad b.o ...gotta air it out some how..lol i seriously cant stop laughing
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2011, 06:54:32 PM »
This is more funny than fugly!  I had to laugh!

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Re: Fugly BOTM
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2011, 12:44:02 AM »
no his fault he has bad b.o ...gotta air it out some how..

lol that's brilliant
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2011, 12:46:51 AM »
Oh yeah that looks safe...NOT!!! But it's the bike that has to be Fugly not the rider! ;D
That think with all the pipes, gotta be a windup, I counted 24 spark plug leads so it's supposed to be some sort of rotary airoplane engine?
Here's one with a stripper pole on it!
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Re: Fugly BOTM
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2011, 01:03:49 AM »
I think this is two Honda rebels


John Deere bike, I actually think this is pretty cool
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2011, 02:25:51 AM »

John Deere bike, I actually think this is pretty cool


I'd mow the lawn on that...... ;D ;D
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2011, 05:17:23 AM »
Maybe you should change this to the "funny and fugly BOTM" cos I bet there's plenty of funny ones out there too.

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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2011, 05:27:35 AM »
I'll say nothing about this one ;D
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2011, 08:36:59 AM »
Sadly, that is what My Ride would look like stripped off its plastic and blacked out


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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2011, 03:29:11 PM »
Is this a 750f??
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #23 on: March 20, 2011, 03:42:34 PM »
That is perty and fugly at the same time.
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Re: Fugly BOTM
« Reply #24 on: March 20, 2011, 05:05:29 PM »


Looks like that would hurt to sit on! Maybe just me though!?