Topic: 7 Degrees of Blonde

[fuzzy2bucks]

7 Degrees of Blonde


FIRST DEGREE

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.          The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

 

SECOND DEGREE

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'

The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
 
So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
 
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'

 

THIRD DEGREE
 
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.

The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
 
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'

 

FOURTH DEGREE
 
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
 
 The blonde replies,'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.'


 

FIFTH DEGREE
 
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'

 

SIXTH DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'



   
SEVENTH DEGREE

 
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
 
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'

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[333]

I'm wondering why we've never had a running Blond joke thread.

Two blonds were sitting on a park bench one evening.  As the moon rose into the sky, one blond pondered "I wonder which is farther away, the moon or Florida?".

The other one said, "Hellooo.  Can you SEE Florida?".

[mcuozzo]

A blonde and a brunette are riding down in an elevator in a high rise office building.  At the 30th floor a man gets on, good looking, nicely dressed etc.  Only thing out of place was he had dandruff and you could see it on his shoulders.

Well the guy gets off at the 15th floor, after the door closes and the elevator continues downward the brunette says to the blonde "Someone should give that guy head and shoulders".  To which the blond replied "How do you give shoulders"?

[333]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted

If you're not sure what a 710 is......