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fuzzy2bucks

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No Underwear
« on: March 31, 2011, 08:58:54 PM »



No Underwear

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The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?', Ole demanded.

'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'

The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee, Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'

Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'

She too explains, 'You din na give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.'






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Re: No Underwear
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2011, 04:44:38 AM »
Seldom changed underwear:

       Spike was petitioning to join a local motorcycle club. After learning of all the initiation rituals and requirements there was only one that gave him pause, and that stipulation was that they were only permitted to change their underwear every six months. Spike really wanted to join so he agreed. The first couple of weeks weren't too bad, but from then on it was pure skid-mark hell. Finally, the six months pass and at that month's club meeting the club President makes it official:

     "Attention members: As you are well aware the six months have passed and we are now permitted to change underwear. Okay... now you change with him, and you change with him, and you change with him....."
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Re: No Underwear
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2011, 03:14:54 PM »
Oh UGH! that is just too discusting!
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Re: No Underwear
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2011, 04:14:39 PM »
my advice is...... practice, practice going commando every day :D ;D
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Re: No Underwear
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2011, 05:35:41 PM »
my advice is...... practice, practice going commando every day :D ;D

Hell NO! 

At least not with pants that have zippers!! :o :o