So I was planning on having a productive night at home working on my bike, but who shows up at my door and wants to rip this town a new one?!?
Godzilla. That’s who.
The guy is out of control! First, we head downtown to check out the honky-tonks. We stopped by the Ryman Auditorium – birthplace of bluegrass.

Headed on down to the world-famous Tootsie’s Orchid Lounge. This is where Hank Sr. used to get drunk as a bicycle before performing at the Opry.

Country music heaven: Lower Broad. Dude behind him couldn't believe what he saw!

Continued on to Robert’s Western World, where he "shopped" for some boots and harassed the locals.



Kickin’ it with Big E.

Evidently he tried to abscond with this police bike but got caught red-handed. The Fuzz was none-too-thrilled, but he got let off with a warning.

Then on to the Springwater Supper Club near Centennial Park (hint: you wouldn’t want to eat there, even if they actually served food) for more beers and some sweet, sweet Caribbean karaoke. One of the biggest surprises of the night: Godzilla does a MEAN version of Marley’s “Soul Rebel”!!!



Then finally back to the East side for a closing brew and a smoke. Not sure if he needed it – he was WASTED!

Found him out back at the end of the night amidst some rubbish.

Don’t worry though – he’s safe & sound thanks to yours truly.