Bikes over women
EVERYTIME. My K5 is my mistress. When the wife accuses me of cheating, I say yes I have and I rode her 100 miles today and man I am beat. This gets me a playfull shove but she tolerates me.
I have a buddy that is in the same spot. His situation I call SWK (Stripper With Kids), money sucking evil pit.

Well sort of. Always crying to me about how he can't have more than one bike. I say ONE BIKE!!!, Have you lost your mind?? Mine doesn't get too bent until I hit four bikes of my own
GOD BLESS HER 
BTW- there is 65 in stock right now

. When he comes limping to me I do cut him deals on bikes and parts. I even set him up with a bike that was to be HIDDEN at his buddies place, which I delivered it for him. Weeks later she found out, MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

. I told him, just tell her how it is. He folded and sold it to someone with bigger balls. He kept crying about how he wasnt getting none. I say could be that great, really

I was talking to an old hippie buddy of mine and he said "If I get divorced, I'll just date homeless women so when the date goes bad I can kick her out anywhere and it's home for her."
