Author Topic: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic? (Read 4269 times)

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #25 on:** August 17, 2005, 08:48:42 PM »

C'Mon Terry, fess up mate, there is no "Uncle beenie". There's no shame in knowing that yer little sis has got a belly full of 100% pure Aussie parts, and have a look at me, (geez I've somehow gotten smaller or your sis is well over 6 feet tall) don't I look just like Bon Scott, the original lead singer of that great Aussie band AC/DC? I had to have my "scrote" shaved for the triple-testi-plasti, but you'll be happy to know that it now looks like a hairy marble bag, as it should, ha ha! Cheers, Terry.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2005, 10:46:15 PM »

Just got back from Arkansas and found out they made lawn darts illegal there. We still had a good time with yard games though

Buffo · « **Reply #27 on:** August 24, 2005, 06:38:31 PM »

Jarts??? I think that is what I have heard them called.

Well...nail clippers are now considered a dangerous wepon by the faa...so why not.

Who said big brother wasnt retarded?

Don

Einyodeler · « **Reply #28 on:** August 25, 2005, 05:49:07 PM »

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #29 on:** August 25, 2005, 06:12:37 PM »

Quote from: Einyodeler on August 25, 2005, 05:49:07 PM

Hey Yodel-Boy, where'd you get that two headed hound? You breeding them? Cheers, Terry.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #30 on:** August 25, 2005, 06:31:18 PM »

HeHe
Ain`t he the spittin image of David Niven

Bob Wessner · « **Reply #31 on:** August 25, 2005, 07:32:29 PM »

Quote

where'd you get that two headed hound?

Let me guess, he's a politician, right?

Einyodeler · « **Reply #32 on:** August 25, 2005, 08:05:02 PM »

Yeah Bob he is a bit of an ass

I noticed on the one of the other forums that somebody hit a possum,this should come in real handy......

Badboy · « **Reply #33 on:** October 03, 2005, 06:14:30 PM »

Comon guys and ladies[?] whats wrong with fat gals and mopeds? Have ya all tried one yet?

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #34 on:** October 03, 2005, 07:28:41 PM »

Rode them both. Does anyone know where you can get one of those memory flasher like they used in the movie MEN IN BLACK

Paris · « **Reply #35 on:** October 05, 2005, 02:39:36 AM »

I'm from Tennessee so I've got tons of hillbilly jokes. What's the definition of a Tennessee virgin? A 10 year old that can run faster than her brothers. If the toothbrush had been invented anywhere other than Kentucky it would have been called a teethbrush. It figures, now that I have the chance to tell the jokes I can't remember the damn things. Just for the record I'm from Ohio originally.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #36 on:** October 05, 2005, 05:45:25 AM »

Quote from: Quail "BIRDMAN OF THE k8" on October 03, 2005, 07:28:41 PM

Rode them both.

Not at the same time I hope

A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy " Bubba,somebody just stole your pickup truck!" Bubba said " Did you see who it was?" The hillbilly replied " I couldn`t tell but I got the license number!"

A hitchhiker in the hills of Tennessee was picked up by a hillbilly who pulled a gun on him and ordered him to take a bottle of corn moonshine out of the glove compartment of the pickup.
"Drink it!" the hillbilly yelled while waving the gun.The hitchhiker took a swallow from the bottle , gasped, gulped , sobbed , blinked , wept , gagged , choked , shuddered , squirmed and twitched.
"All right" said the hillbilly "now you hold the gun and force me to take a drink!"

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #37 on:** October 05, 2005, 06:14:46 AM »

Quote from: Paris on October 05, 2005, 02:39:36 AM

I'm from Tennessee so I've got tons of hillbilly jokes. What's the definition of a Tennessee virgin? A 10 year old that can run faster than her brothers. If the toothbrush had been invented anywhere other than Kentucky it would have been called a teethbrush. It figures, now that I have the chance to tell the jokes I can't remember the damn things. Just for the record I'm from Ohio originally.

Are you Paris Hilton?

Paris · « **Reply #38 on:** October 05, 2005, 07:00:20 AM »

Yea, I'm Paris Hilton. If you look on the internet you can see videos of me that I wish were never released to the public. I've spent all of my money and now I live in a 1 horse town in Tennessee and post on motorcycle forums.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #39 on:** October 06, 2005, 06:58:45 PM »

I aint yer ordinary ole redneck cuz I gots me a highrise

And one of them there yachts too

Also got my eye on a beeeautiful RV

eldar · « **Reply #40 on:** October 07, 2005, 08:52:41 AM »

Nice yacht! That highrise is pretty unique......words do sometimes fail!

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #41 on:** October 07, 2005, 11:16:00 AM »

Einyodeler

You have to post that photo on the priceless thread

Paris · « **Reply #42 on:** October 07, 2005, 04:09:05 PM »

Ya'll don't have no idea. We're more normal than you think here in Tennessee. Hell, we even have our own public swimming pool now. It gets a little crowded but I guess that's just the way it is when you open something up to the public.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #43 on:** October 07, 2005, 05:07:05 PM »

Hey Quail
How`d you train that cow to ride?

Bet this one`s faster though

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #44 on:** October 24, 2006, 01:14:58 AM »

one soft wind anf that "highrise would topple over should it not?

RKS"

sparty · « **Reply #45 on:** October 24, 2006, 05:33:32 AM »

Did you guys hear about Maryland's new zoo?...

Yeah, they put a fence around West Virginia.

Sparty

scunny · « **Reply #46 on:** May 06, 2011, 01:02:48 PM »

haha bump

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Author Topic: How often do we get on the hillbilly topic? (Read 4269 times)

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