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Markcb750

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fun with math
« on: May 11, 2011, 05:42:03 AM »
Geek humor, gotta love it
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 06:12:19 AM »
Yeah, Math is a wonderful tangent.
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2011, 01:36:16 AM »
Hydrogen atom calls 911,

"My electron was stolen"


cop asks


"Are you Positive?"
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2011, 05:34:57 AM »
What did one photon say to the other photon?
A: I'm sick and tired of your interference.
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2011, 05:14:55 PM »
There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary math, and those who don't.
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2011, 09:25:50 PM »
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2011, 09:20:21 AM »
Quote from: rklystron on May 15, 2011, 09:25:50 PM
Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC

this is a good one.
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2011, 05:04:45 PM »
More geek humor.
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2011, 04:23:46 PM »
computers use math, so geek computer gags are OK.
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2011, 07:21:11 PM »
Thanks, I never knew math could be so interesting..
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2011, 07:07:40 PM »
My guess is the professor knew exactly what he put on the board.
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #11 on: June 03, 2011, 03:54:09 AM »
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #12 on: June 03, 2011, 03:04:26 PM »
Him, and his cat?
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2011, 03:14:21 PM »
Useful Metric Conversions for the mathematically challenged

1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2011, 04:42:40 PM »
Quote from: rklystron on June 04, 2011, 03:14:21 PM
Useful Metric Conversions for the mathematically challenged

1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox

Actually 10 centipedes = 1 millipede
sorry couldn't help myself
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2011, 06:19:03 PM »
Quote from: trueblue on June 04, 2011, 04:42:40 PM
Quote from: rklystron on June 04, 2011, 03:14:21 PM
Useful Metric Conversions for the mathematically challenged

1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 wharves = 1 paradox

Actually 10 centipedes = 1 millipede
sorry couldn't help myself


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Re: fun with math
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2011, 02:06:10 AM »
An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care. 
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Re: fun with math
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2011, 05:04:24 PM »
One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished. 
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2011, 01:09:42 AM »
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #20 on: August 06, 2011, 02:00:17 PM »
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #21 on: October 05, 2011, 01:10:18 PM »
An infinite number of mathemeticians go into a bar.  The first one orders a beer.  The 2nd one orders 1/2 a beer.  The third one orders 1/4 a beer and so on...

The bartender puts two beers on the bar and says "You guys all gotta get together and learn your limits"
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Re: fun with math
« Reply #22 on: October 05, 2011, 02:39:10 PM »
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