its against the law to shave a cat at midnight.
■A state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples.
■In Zion, It is illegal for anyone to give cats, dogs, or other domesticated animals a lighted cigar.
■It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
■A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
■A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
■In Carmel, A man cannot be seen in public while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
■In Greene, During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
■In Ocean City, It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods, and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle.
■In Ocean City, It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
■In Staten Island, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
■In Staten Island, It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior."
