A New Zealand man walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and
says...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
His Australian wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and
says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep Not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous b!tch,
You'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
